Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.
The gratification of wealth is not found in mere possession or in lavish expenditure, but in its wise application.
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.
The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference
Life is too short, or too long, for me to allow myself the luxury of living it so badly.
The rich will do anything for the poor but get off their backs.
It takes a long time to grow young.
Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
As you go through life, you've got to see the valleys as well as the peaks.
Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.
The 'good old times'-all times, when old, are good.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
We all learn lessons in life. Some stick, some don't. I have always learned more from rejection and failure than from acceptance and success.
Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show.
Last year I sang for the Queen of England, met the president of the United States, and got an Emmy and a star on The Walk of Fame. And what did I do? I was just being myself.
The joy in life is his who has the heart to demand it.
A lie told often enough becomes the truth.
Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less.
When someone leaves, it's because someone else is about to arrive.
The life of inner peace, being harmonious and without stress, is the easiest type of existence.
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.