All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals.
I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun.
God sells us all things at the price of labor.
The way to screw up somebody's life is to give them what they want.
Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it
If you try to be anyone but yourself, you will fail; if you are not true to your own heart, you will fail. Then again, there's no success like failure
Make them laugh, make them cry, and back to laughter. What do people go to the theatre for? An emotional exercise. I am a servant of the people. I have never forgotten that.
Tell the audience what you're going to say, say it; then tell them what you've said.
Coming together is the beginning. Keeping together is progress. Working together is success.
All your dreams can come true if you have the courage to pursue them
You cannot change your destination overnight, but you can change your direction overnight
Once you start a working on something, don't be afraid of failure and don't abandon it. People who work sincerely are the happiest.
If you treat people right they will treat you right - ninety percent of the time.
If your business is only to sweep a crossing, remember it is your duty to make that crossing the best swept of the world.
I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times.
Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work.
Let others lead small lives, but not you. Let others argue over small things, but not you. Let others cry over small hurts, but not you. Let others leave their future in someone else's hands, but not you.
But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.
The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things.
Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.
If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you will create a despotic government to be your master. The wise despot, therefore, maintains among his subjects a popular sense that they are helpless and ineffectual.