Writing is a way of talking without being interrupted.
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
I love great music and art, but I think 'cubist' songs and paintings are hideous.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
Cynicism is humour in ill health.
I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
I live in a neighbourhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments
I've been on a calendar, but never on time.
I'm sorry this letter is so long, I didn't have time to make it shorter.
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
He has a brilliant mind until he makes it up.