My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
The truly free man is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money
Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.
What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
One thing you can't hide - is when you're crippled inside.
If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.
I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.
You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.