I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didnt know.
[Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
Sex is an emotion in motion.
A smile is the best way to get away with trouble even if it's a fake one.
Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they're on the same side.
I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
Humor is the most engaging cowardice.
I've been on a calendar, but never on time.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
One thing you can't hide - is when you're crippled inside.
He could not see a belt without hitting below it.
My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.
To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
Cut my pie into four pieces, I dont think I could eat eight.
I never travel without my diary. One must always have something sensational to read on the train.
There are some people that you cannot change, you must either swallow them whole or leave them alone.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
Ill put off readingLolitafor six more years until she turns 18.