Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him.
We think too much and feel too little.
Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.
It is easier to influence strong than weak characters in life.
The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference
To live is to choose. But to choose well, you must know who you are and what you stand for, where you want to go and why you want to get there.
The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.
Crude classifications and false generalizations are the curse of organized life.
Last year I sang for the Queen of England, met the president of the United States, and got an Emmy and a star on The Walk of Fame. And what did I do? I was just being myself.
There's place and means for every man alive.
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
It was my care to make my life illustrious not by words more than by deeds.
Middle age has been defined as what happens when a person's broad mind and narrow waist change places.
The gentleman understands rightousness, the petty man understands interest.
Anything I've done up till 27 May 1999 was kind of an illusion, existing without living. My daughter, the birth of my daughter, gave me life.
In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.
Time is the best killer.
One does not become enlightened by imagining figures of light, but by making the darkness conscious.
Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot.
Living is Easy with Eyes Closed.