My specialty is detached malevolence.

Being an intellectual creates a lot of questions and no answers.

Central banks don't have divine wisdom. They try to do the best analysis they can and must be prepared to stand or fall by the quality of that analysis.

But there is only one thing which gathers people into seditious commotion, and that is oppression

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.

I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.

Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.

I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.

It ain't over 'til it's over.

His modesty amounts to deformity.

I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator

You cant have a plan for your day, til you have a plan for your life.

All that you accomplish or fail to accomplish with your life is the direct result of your thoughts.

God creates, I do not create. I assemble and I steal everywhere to do it - from what I see, from what the dancers can do, from what others do.

He who surpasses or subdues mankind must look down on the hate of those below.

We all live with the objective of being happy; our lives are all different and yet the same.

The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.

When people start asking you to do the same thing over and over again, that's when you know you're way too close to something that you don't want to be near.