I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.
When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you.
Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.
Everyone is born a genius, but the process of living de-geniuses them.
Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality.
Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.
There is no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit.
I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris.
He who possesses most must be most afraid of loss.
Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him.
The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.
You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.
Boards don't hit back.
There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.
Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them.
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.