The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.
Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
All is disgust when a man leaves his own nature and does what is unfit.
Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
Good actions ennoble us, and we are the sons of our deeds.
Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
There is the view that poetry should improve your life. I think people confuse it with the Salvation Army.
A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist.
A stale article, if you dip it in a good, warm, sunny smile, will go off better than a fresh one that you've scowled upon.
The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching.
Sanity is a madness put to good uses.
I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.
To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.
A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.
As we look ahead into the next century, leaders will be those who empower others.
Every man's memory is his private literature.
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
Obsession is an attractive thing. People who are really, really interested and good at one thing and smart are attractive, if they're men.
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.
I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.
A jug fills drop by drop.