All men are prepared to accomplish the incredible if their ideals are threatened.
There is only one way... to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it.
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.
There's no such thing as perfect writing, just like there's no such thing as perfect despair.
I am not ashamed to confess that I am ignorant of what I do not know.
Central banks don't have divine wisdom. They try to do the best analysis they can and must be prepared to stand or fall by the quality of that analysis.
Ah just act the way ah feel.
If you've got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.
When people start asking you to do the same thing over and over again, that's when you know you're way too close to something that you don't want to be near.
Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who do not.
Do it again on the next verse, and people think you meant it.
Do unto those downstream as you would have those upstream do unto you.
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.
A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.
Christmas to a child is the first terrible proof that to travel hopefully is better than to arrive.
Thought is free.
Worry is the interest paid by those who borrow trouble.
I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.