Get off your butt and join the Marines!

Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him.

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

Modesty and conscientiousness receive their reward only in novels. In life they are exploited and then shoved aside.

People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.

Show love, compassion, protection & generosity to those who depend on you – in fact, to everyone.

The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.

You sort of start thinking anything's possible if you've got enough nerve.

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.

No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides.

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.

Do unto those downstream as you would have those upstream do unto you.

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

I've got a woman's ability to stick to a job and get on with it when everyone else walks off and leaves it.

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future.