The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.

Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect-and I don't live to be-but before you start pointing fingers... make sure your hands are clean!

I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.

Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

We can't become what we need to be by remaining what we are.

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.

The idea is to write it so that people hear it and it slides through the brain and goes straight to the heart.

I meant what I said and I said what I meant.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

When it is not in our power to determine what is true, we ought to follow what is most probable.

Never lend your car to someone you've given birth to.

We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.

The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.

The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us; and I for one must be content to remain an agnostic

So many women just don't know how great they really are. They come to us all vogue outside and vague on the inside.

You cant have a plan for your day, til you have a plan for your life.

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.

You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut.