Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.

They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.

The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.

I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.

I will go on my knees and ask the Liberian people to participate in bringing peace and stability to our country.

Only those with no memory insist on their originality.

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.

It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to do yourself.

If from Society we learn to live Tis Solitude should teach us how to die; It hath no flatterers.

If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'

Do it again on the next verse, and people think you meant it.

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.

If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin.

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays.

All honor's wounds are self-inflicted.

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

The lifestyle I`ve been living for the last 30 years, I could have been dead a thousand times.

Remember upon the conduct of each depends the fate of all.

Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it.

The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.