You always admire what you really don't understand.

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.

The difficulty is to try and teach the multitude that something can be true and untrue at the same time.

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.

Enthusiasm... the sustaining power of all great action.

Those who hammer their guns into plows, will plow for those who do not.

When one door is closed, don't you know that many more are open

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

What is necessary to change a person is to change his awareness of himself.

Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

A jug fills drop by drop.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

I will indulge my sorrows, and give way to all the pangs and fury of despair.

Delay always breeds danger. To protract a great design is often to ruin it.

People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.

Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.

A hero cannot be a hero unless in a heroic world.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good thing for the first time.

We are all worms, but I do believe that I am a glow-worm.