My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
Itís a terrible thing to appear on television Ė because people think you actually know what youíre talking about!
Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it's not all mixed up.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.
Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.
You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.
Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man.
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.