I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference.

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.

Do your little bit of good where you are; it's those little bits of good put together that overwhelm the world.

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.

It is necessary to keep one's compass in one's eyes and not in the hand, for the hands execute, but the eye judges.

Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

As the soft yield of water cleaves obstinate stone, So to yield with life solves the insolvable: To yield, I have learned, is to come back again.

Whatever you think the world is withholding from you, you are withholding from the world.

We learn from our gardens to deal with the most urgent question of the time: How much is enough?

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

A good teacher protects his pupils from his own influence.

Whatever it is you're seeking won't come in the form you're expecting.

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.

Loneliness adds beauty to life. It puts a special burn on sunsets and makes night air smell better.

Nobody has the power to take two steps together; you can take only one step at a time.

No man has any natural authority over his fellow men.

Our virtues and our failings are inseparable, like force and matter. When they separate, man is no more

Every intelligent individual wants to know what makes him tick, and yet is at once fascinated and frustrated by the fact that oneself is the most difficult of all things to know.

It is not titles that honor men, but men that honor titles.

In anger we should refrain both from speech and action.

The greatest power we have is the power of choice.