The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.

I am not ashamed to confess that I am ignorant of what I do not know.

No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides.

New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not common.

All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent.

The thing I lose patience with the most is the clock. Its hands move too fast

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.

A jug fills drop by drop.

Advice to intellectuals: let no-one represent you.

The speed of the leader is the speed of the gang.

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.

To forbid us anything is to make us have a mind for it.

There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.

There is no such thing as a Christian child: only a child of Christian parents.