What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.
If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
I don't pray really, because I don't want to bore God.
Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man.
A doctor can bury his mistakes, but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask whats for lunch.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
I have nothing but respect for you - and not much of that.
I never travel without my diary. One must always have something sensational to read on the train.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
When you're thirty you're old enough to know better, but still young enough to go ahead and do it.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?