I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
The truly free man is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.
I awoke one morning and found myself famous.
What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
A day without laughter is a day wasted.
Ill put off readingLolitafor six more years until she turns 18.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.
You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.