There is no such thing as a Christian child: only a child of Christian parents.

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

There is only one way... to get anybody to do anything. And that is by making the other person want to do it.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

I don't do drugs, I am drugs

I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.

Dream lofty dreams, and as you dream, so you shall become. Your vision is the promise of what you shall one day be; your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil.

If from Society we learn to live Tis Solitude should teach us how to die; It hath no flatterers.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Your personal nature seeks its paradise.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

Where grief is fresh, any attempt to divert it only irritates.

Face the facts of being what you are, for that is what changes what you are.

But there is only one thing which gathers people into seditious commotion, and that is oppression

All the perplexities, confusion and distress in America arise, not from defects in their Constitution or Confederation, not from want of honor or virtue, so much as from the downright ignorance of the nature of coin, credit and circulation.

Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.

Freedom lies in being bold.

One must judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them.