I will indulge my sorrows, and give way to all the pangs and fury of despair.

All the perplexities, confusion and distress in America arise, not from defects in their Constitution or Confederation, not from want of honor or virtue, so much as from the downright ignorance of the nature of coin, credit and circulation.

I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.

Not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point, which means at the point of highest reality.

I may not be better than other people, but at least I'm different.

If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!

All is mine but nothing owned, nothing owned for memory, and mine only while I look.

Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in this world.

No temptation can gravitate to a man unless there is that in his heart which is capable of responding to it.

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

Anyone who attempts to generate random numbers by deterministic means is, of course, living in a state of sin.

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

Young heads take example of the ancient.

A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.

I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world.

We often discover what will do by finding out what will not do; and probably he who never made a mistake never made a discovery.

Moonlight is sculpture.

Talk low, talk slow and don't say too much.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.