I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.

I don't try to imagine a personal god; it suffices to stand in awe at the structure of the world, insofar as it allows our inadequate senses to appreciate it.

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.

Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive.

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.

It is piracy, not overt online music stores, which is our main competitor.

Courage is grace under pressure.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

Maybe you are searching among the branches, for what only appears in the roots.

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.

The cloud is free only to go with the wind. The rain is free only in falling.

Children show me in their playful smiles the divine in everyone.

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

Memory... is an internal rumour.

Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him.

Could be worse . . . I could be Sting.

By desiring little, a poor man makes himself rich.

A lot of people don't realize that depression is an illness. I don't wish it on anyone, but if they would know how it feels, I swear they would think twice before they just shrug it.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.