I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
It's nice to have a lot of money, but you know, you don't want to keep it around forever. I prefer buying things. Otherwise, it's a little like saving sex for your old age.
We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.
I don't pray really, because I don't want to bore God.
When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobodys perfect so I stopped practicing.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.
A doctor can bury his mistakes, but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, and that is his.
Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.
I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.