There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.

Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat.

Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides.

Common sense is not so common.

To forbid us anything is to make us have a mind for it.

The mind that finds its way to wild places is the poet's; but the mind that never finds its way back is the lunatic's.

The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.

The idea of freedom is inspiring. But what does it mean? If you are free in a political sense but have no food, what's that? The freedom to starve?

Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.

Even if you are divine, you don't disdain male consorts.

To be rooted is perhaps the most important and least recognized need of the human soul.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving.

The future is something which every one reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is.

Everyone is born a genius, but the process of living de-geniuses them.

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.

I am dying from the treatment of too many physicians.

Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise.

Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him.

To find a man's true character, play golf with him.