The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching.

You are like my little dog; when people see you, they know I am nearby.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

Beauty of whatever kind, in its supreme development, invariably excites the sensitive soul to tears.

Reverence does not die with mortals, nor does it perish whether they live or die.

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

A lie never lives to be old.

When one door is closed, don't you know that many more are open

Where grief is fresh, any attempt to divert it only irritates.

The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.

The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!

Let us try to teach generosity and altruism, because we are born selfish.

A good liar must have a good memory.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

Common sense is the most widely shared commodity in the world, for every man is convinced that he is well supplied with it.

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

After all, science is essentially international, and it is only through lack of the historical sense that national qualities have been attributed to it.

Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.

I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.