Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass.
My loneliness was born when men praised my talkative faults and blamed my silent virtues.
When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you.
To find a man's true character, play golf with him.
There are two things children should get from their parents: roots and wings.
Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.
When I had nothing to lose, I had everything. When I stopped being who I am, I found myself.
Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right paths, but the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands
They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.
How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.
I am not interested in picking up crumbs of compassion thrown from the table of someone who considers himself my master. I want the full menu of rights.
As long as we believe in absurdities we shall continue to commit atrocities.
I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.
By desiring little, a poor man makes himself rich.