Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.

Abuse of words has been the great instrument of sophistry and chicanery, of party, faction, and division of society.

A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.

An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.

Memories warm you up from the inside. But they also tear you apart.

Everything beautiful has a mark of eternity.

Boards don't hit back.

You are like my little dog; when people see you, they know I am nearby.

Surrealism is destructive, but it destroys only what it considers to be shackles limiting our vision.

He alone, who owns the youth, gains the future.

A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.

The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.

They say I do not have the qualifications to be president, that I do not have education. Well, I would never divide the Liberian people.

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back.

You just have to keep on doing what you do. It's the lesson I get from my husband; he just says, Keep going. Start by starting.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.