What do you despise? By this are you truly known.

When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor.

Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.

Our greatest foes - and whom we must chiefly combat - are within.

When I had nothing to lose, I had everything. When I stopped being who I am, I found myself.

They say I do not have the qualifications to be president, that I do not have education. Well, I would never divide the Liberian people.

Society is now one polished horde, Formed of two mighty tribes, The Bores and the Bored.

I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.

Women have the right to work wherever they want, as long as they have the dinner ready when you get home.

The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that`s OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

I want to put a ding in the universe.

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.

Never accept a drink from a urologist.

Could be worse . . . I could be Sting.

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.

If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'

The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.