There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

You always admire what you really don't understand.

There is no such thing as a Christian child: only a child of Christian parents.

My specialty is detached malevolence.

No man for any considerable period can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.

If you never stop when you wave goodbye you just might find, if you give it time, you will wave hello again...

No matter how thin you slice it, there will always be two sides.

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you never had the courage to commit.

The right of a nation to kill a tyrant in case of necessity can no more be doubted than to hang a robber, or kill a flea.

I want to put a ding in the universe.

Every man's memory is his private literature.

With me poetry has not been a purpose, but a passion.

It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.

Domination delegates the physical violence on which it rests to the dominated.

I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.

In the rush for justice it is important not to lose sight of principles the country holds dear.

It is piracy, not overt online music stores, which is our main competitor.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

It ain't over 'til it's over.