A blow from your friend is better than a kiss from your enemy.

I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing.

Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.

Friends and acquaintances are the surest passport to fortune.

We should behave to our friends as we would wish our friends to behave to us.

It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows.

Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.

A friend to all is a friend to none.

You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.

Man's best support is a very dear friend.

Everyone wants to ride with you in the limo but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.

A good friend will always stab you in the front.

Friendship is nothing else than an accord in all things, human and divine, conjoined with mutual goodwill and affection.

Friendship is love without his wings!

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

I not only use all the brains I have, but all I can borrow.

I get by with a little help from my friends.

Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.

One who knows how to show and to accept kindness will be a friend better than any possession.

The shifts of fortune test the reliability of friends.

If there ever comes a day when we can't be together, keep me in your heart. I'll stay there forever.