If you try to be anyone but yourself, you will fail; if you are not true to your own heart, you will fail. Then again, there's no success like failure

The superior man understands what is right; the inferior man understands what will sell.

One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.

You never achieve success unless you like what you are doing.

What one has to do usually can be done.

The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.

Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains.

I never pick up an item without thinking of how I might improve it.

For a man to conquer himself is the first and noblest of all victories.

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

The successful leader must plan his work and work his plan.

I believe in the Bible. I believe that all good things come from God. I don't believe I'd sing the way I do if God hadn't wanted me to.'

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.

Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless.

You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it.

Don't be afraid to give your best to what seemingly are small jobs. Every time you conquer one it makes you that much stronger. If you do the little jobs well, the big ones will tend to take care of themselves.

Chop your own wood and it will warm you twice

It has been my observation that most people get ahead during the time that others waste

But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs