But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through, what am I supposed to do, look intelligent?

I will not join any club who will take me as a member

It’s a terrible thing to appear on television – because people think you actually know what you’re talking about!

There are some people that you cannot change, you must either swallow them whole or leave them alone.

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.

I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.

Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.

It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.

Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.

A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.