But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through, what am I supposed to do, look intelligent?
I will not join any club who will take me as a member
Itís a terrible thing to appear on television Ė because people think you actually know what youíre talking about!
There are some people that you cannot change, you must either swallow them whole or leave them alone.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
A dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.