No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.
Television is chewing gum for the eyes.
The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is piled high with difficulty, and we must rise with the occasion. As our case is new, so we must think anew and act anew.
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching.
In the increasingly convincing darkness the words become palpable, like a fruit that is too beautiful to eat.
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.
A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
You can have everything in life that you want if you just give enough other people what they want.
Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.
There is no real ending. It's just the place where you stop the story.
A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
It ain't over 'til it's over.
Of all the things I`ve lost I miss my mind the most.
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.
We must not always talk in the market-place of what happens to us in the forest.
I must not write a word to you about politics, because you are a woman.
A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.
We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe.
He who possesses most must be most afraid of loss.