You could talk about same-sex marriage, but people who have been married (say) 'It's the same sex all the time.
Iíve been bitten by a python. It wasnít a very big oneÖ
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?
Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
I'm sorry this letter is so long, I didn't have time to make it shorter.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask whats for lunch.
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
Never travel faster than your guardian angel can fly.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.