My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.
Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man.
I dont know where I am going, but I am on my way.
I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
Never travel faster than your guardian angel can fly.
I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
Well, if she was dumb enough to marry you, she'll believe anything.
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.
The truly free man is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.