I live in a neighbourhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
Ill put off readingLolitafor six more years until she turns 18.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.
You know that Pepperidge Farm bread, that stuff is fancy. That stuff is wrapped twice. You open it, and then still ain't open. That's why I don't buy it, I don't need another step between me and toast.
A sense of humour is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.
I never travel without my diary. One must always have something sensational to read on the train.
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
It's nice to have a lot of money, but you know, you don't want to keep it around forever. I prefer buying things. Otherwise, it's a little like saving sex for your old age.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
The truly free man is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.