I've learned one thing: you can only really get to know a person after a row. Only then can you judge their true character!
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
You live but once; you might as well be amusing.
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.
I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didnt know.
It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.
I've been on a calendar, but never on time.
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
There are some people that you cannot change, you must either swallow them whole or leave them alone.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
Never travel faster than your guardian angel can fly.