Anything that makes weak - physically, intellectually and spiritually, reject it as poison.

They have formed their own 4-H club - the hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.

Sunlight is painting.

I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

A jug fills drop by drop.

The last of human freedoms - the ability to chose one's attitude in a given set of circumstances.

Confusion of goals and perfection of means seems, in my opinion, to characterize our age.

When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back.

All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

The idea of freedom is inspiring. But what does it mean? If you are free in a political sense but have no food, what's that? The freedom to starve?

My specialty is detached malevolence.

There is an eloquence in true enthusiasm.

Authority, without any condition and reservation, belongs to the nation.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

A book is a mirror: if an ape looks into it an apostle is hardly likely to look out.

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

A woman can be over dressed but never over elegant.

If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.

You can have anything in this world you want, if you want it badly enough and you're willing to pay the price.

Fear may come true that which one is afraid of.