Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.

Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives.

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.

Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

He who is cruel to animals becomes hard also in his dealings with men. We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.

If we know exactly where we're going, exactly how to get there, and exactly what we'll see along the way, we won't learn anything.

Boredom is the root of all evil - the despairing refusal to be oneself.

If you buy what you do not need, you will need what you cannot buy.

Medicine heals diseases of the body, wisdom frees the soul from passions.

Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!

We never see ourselves as others see us.

It is neither good nor bad, but thinking makes it so.

Learning and wisdom are superfluities, the surface glitter merely, but it is the heart that is the seat of all power.

If you don't want to slip up tomorrow, speak the truth today.

Time wounds all heels.

There is nothing more uncommon than common sense.

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.

Experience teaches us that it is much easier to prevent an enemy from posting themselves than it is to dislodge them after they have got possession.

All great achievements require time.

Do not reveal what you have thought upon doing, but by wise council keep it secret being determined to carry it into execution.