Let us try to teach generosity and altruism, because we are born selfish.

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.

I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers.

You are like my little dog; when people see you, they know I am nearby.

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts.

The paranoid is never entirely mistaken.

We can work together for a better world with men and women of goodwill, those who radiate the intrinsic goodness of humankind.

Racism is a much more clandestine, much more hidden kind of phenomenon, but at the same time it's perhaps far more terrible than it's ever been.

There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.

We often discover what will do by finding out what will not do; and probably he who never made a mistake never made a discovery.

Human decency is not derived from religion. It precedes it.

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.

You cant have a plan for your day, til you have a plan for your life.

One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.

Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person who has nothing to eat.

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good thing for the first time.

I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

If a little is great, and a lot is better, then way too much is just about right!

Once you label me you negate me.

It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.