I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing.
I love great music and art, but I think 'cubist' songs and paintings are hideous.
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
Never travel faster than your guardian angel can fly.
Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.
I live in a neighbourhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.
Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.
When you're thirty you're old enough to know better, but still young enough to go ahead and do it.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.