Men are as faithful as their options.
When you're thirty you're old enough to know better, but still young enough to go ahead and do it.
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
I live in a neighbourhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
One thing you can't hide - is when you're crippled inside.
I never travel without my diary. One must always have something sensational to read on the train.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
A doctor can bury his mistakes, but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
He has a brilliant mind until he makes it up.
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, and that is his.
Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.