A good liar must have a good memory.
Advice to intellectuals: let no-one represent you.
Give them pleasure. The same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.
When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you.
He who would accomplish little must sacrifice little; he who would achieve much must sacrifice much; he who would attain highly must sacrifice greatly.
For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
An intense anticipation itself transforms possibility into reality; our desires being often but precursors of the things which we are capable of performing.
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
Work is the rent you pay for the room you occupy on earth.
Show love, compassion, protection & generosity to those who depend on you – in fact, to everyone.
When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor.
The English contribution to world cuisine - the chip.
Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Each soul is potentially divine.
To be rooted is perhaps the most important and least recognized need of the human soul.
The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!
Your personal nature seeks its paradise.
Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes.
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.