It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.
A writer needs a pen, an artist needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army.
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
Iíve been bitten by a python. It wasnít a very big oneÖ
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.
You live but once; you might as well be amusing.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
He has a brilliant mind until he makes it up.
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
It is better to be alone than in bad company.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.
Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?