A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
When you're thirty you're old enough to know better, but still young enough to go ahead and do it.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?
I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time.
If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.