I do not argue with obstinate men. I act in spite of them.
Advice to intellectuals: let no-one represent you.
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
Charity ... is the opium of the privileged.
My loneliness was born when men praised my talkative faults and blamed my silent virtues.
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.
We often discover what will do by finding out what will not do; and probably he who never made a mistake never made a discovery.
At the bottom of enmity between strangers lies indifference.
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.
I don't watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself.
I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.
While the rest of the world has been improving technology, Ghana has been improving the quality of man's humanity to man.
Be that self which one truly is.
Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
A toast, Jedediah, to love on my terms. Those are the only terms anybody ever knows - his own.
Comedy is acting out optimism.
The more you like yourself, the less you are like anyone else, which makes you unique.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
The gift of words is the gift of deception and illusion.