I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?
I got a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable.
He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.
I dont know where I am going, but I am on my way.
The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.
Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time' so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.
I live in a neighbourhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
When you're thirty you're old enough to know better, but still young enough to go ahead and do it.
I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.