I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they're on the same side.
Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
He's very clever, but sometimes his brains go to his head.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.
I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
It's nice to have a lot of money, but you know, you don't want to keep it around forever. I prefer buying things. Otherwise, it's a little like saving sex for your old age.
I don't pray really, because I don't want to bore God.
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?
Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.
I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
Sex is an emotion in motion.
Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it's not all mixed up.