I love great music and art, but I think 'cubist' songs and paintings are hideous.
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
Men are as faithful as their options.
A writer needs a pen, an artist needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army.
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn.
Life's but short. You might as well be amusing.
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.
Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through, what am I supposed to do, look intelligent?
I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?
When you're drowning you don't think, 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would notice I'm drowning and come and rescue me.' You just scream.
Iíve been bitten by a python. It wasnít a very big oneÖ
The truly free man is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.
The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it's not all mixed up.
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?