I dont know where I am going, but I am on my way.
Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it's not all mixed up.
Women are made to be loved not understood.
My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.
You can't produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.
It is better to be alone than in bad company.
I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day.
Well, if she was dumb enough to marry you, she'll believe anything.
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
I'm single because I was born that way.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I love great music and art, but I think 'cubist' songs and paintings are hideous.
Never travel faster than your guardian angel can fly.
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.