Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
My life has been full of terrible misfortunes, most of which never happened.
I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Iíve been bitten by a python. It wasnít a very big oneÖ
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
A smile is the best way to get away with trouble even if it's a fake one.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
The reason fat men are good natured is they can neither fight nor run.
There are only two types of women: goddesses and doormats.
I dont know where I am going, but I am on my way.
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.