Don't take the wrong side of an argument just because your opponent has taken the right side.

The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman.

When we are no longer able to change a situation - we are challenged to change ourselves.

It ain't over 'til it's over.

Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.

Parents are usually more careful to bestow knowledge on their children rather than virtue, the art of speaking well rather than doing well; but their manners should be of the greatest concern.

It is the story that owns and directs us. It is the thing that makes us different from cattle; it is the mark on the face that sets one people apart from their neighbors.

All honor's wounds are self-inflicted.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast.

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.

If you never stop when you wave goodbye you just might find, if you give it time, you will wave hello again...

One's only rival is one's own potentialities. One's only failure is failing to live up to one's own possibilities. In this sense, every man can be a king, and must therefore be treated like a king.

There is nothing more miserable in the world than to arrive in paradise and look like your passport photo.

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford.

Any non-commissioned officer is more of an enemy to a recruit, any schoolmaster to a pupil, then they are if they were free.

You always admire what you really don't understand.

Do it again on the next verse, and people think you meant it.