Iíve been bitten by a python. It wasnít a very big oneÖ
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask whats for lunch.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didnt know.
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both.
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
I have nothing but respect for you - and not much of that.
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
The truly free man is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
When you're thirty you're old enough to know better, but still young enough to go ahead and do it.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.