Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.
Only in our dreams are we free. The rest of the time we need wages.
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does, and that is his.
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do.
I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.
A writer needs a pen, an artist needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army.
No good deed goes unpunished.
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?
I've been on a calendar, but never on time.
I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.