The two offices of memory are collection and distribution.
Any non-commissioned officer is more of an enemy to a recruit, any schoolmaster to a pupil, then they are if they were free.
Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays.
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
Wine is wonderful stuff. But so many people are put off by the snobbery of it.
Keep things at arm's length... If you let anything come too near you want to hold on to it. And there is nothing a man can hold on to.
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
Courage is being scared to death... and saddling up anyway.
Anything that makes weak - physically, intellectually and spiritually, reject it as poison.
I've been looking for a girl like you - not you, but a girl like you.
To be rooted is perhaps the most important and least recognized need of the human soul.
A moral being is one who is capable of reflecting on his past actions and their motives - of approving of some and disapproving of others
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
If the only prayer you said was thank you, that would be enough.
Everyone is born a genius, but the process of living de-geniuses them.
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Until we're educating every kid in a fantastic way, until every inner city is cleaned up, there is no shortage of things to do.
I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.