I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.
It is wonderful when you don't have the fear, and a lot of the time I don't ... I focus on what needs to be done instead.
Work is the rent you pay for the room you occupy on earth.
I just want to retire before I go senile because if I don't retire before I go senile, then I'll do more damage than good at that point.
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo.
Thought is free.
Passion goes, Boredom remains.
The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.
The future ain't what it used to be.
Even if you are divine, you don't disdain male consorts.
People think I'm a miserable sod but it's only because I get asked such bloody miserable questions.
Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.
If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
Sometimes glass glitters more than diamonds because it has more to prove.
His modesty amounts to deformity.
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
The American people should be made aware of the trend toward monopolization of the great public information vehicles and the concentration of more and more power over public opinion in fewer and fewer hands.
To find a man's true character, play golf with him.
The bat thought I was giving him the kiss of life!
There is no such thing as a Christian child: only a child of Christian parents.