Take away paradox from the thinker and you have a professor.

The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.

If money help a man to do good to others, it is of some value; but if not, it is simply a mass of evil, and the sooner it is got rid of, the better.

Johnny Cash has always been larger than life.

The highest forms of understanding we can achieve are laughter and human compassion.

One of the greatest diseases is to be nobody to anybody.

Sickness is mankind's greatest defect.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Every man takes the limits of his own field of vision for the limits of the world.

There is no marvel in a woman learning to speak, but there would be in teaching her to hold her tongue.

It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: Am I, or the others, crazy?

All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often.

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen.

Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate...

A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.

A man is not rightly conditioned until he is a happy, healthy, and prosperous being; and happiness, health, and prosperity are the result of a harmonious adjustment of the inner with the outer of the man with his surroundings.

Sometimes our light goes out, but is blown again into instant flame by an encounter with another human being.

I just invent, then wait until man comes around to needing what I've invented.

A wise man can play the part of a clown, but a clown can't play the part of a wise man.