I dont know where I am going, but I am on my way.
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
There are some people that you cannot change, you must either swallow them whole or leave them alone.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.
Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man.
Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men.
I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down
It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
I drink to make other people more interesting.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.