Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.
One thing you can't hide - is when you're crippled inside.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Women are made to be loved not understood.
Right now Im having amnesia and dj vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.
Every book is a children's book if the kid can read!
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
Many marriages would be better if the husband and wife clearly understood that they're on the same side.
I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Waffles are like pancakes with syrup traps
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.