When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Above all, if what you've done is stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.
He could not see a belt without hitting below it.
It's nice to have a lot of money, but you know, you don't want to keep it around forever. I prefer buying things. Otherwise, it's a little like saving sex for your old age.
I've learned one thing: you can only really get to know a person after a row. Only then can you judge their true character!
My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.
You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.
It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewhere, would much rather you weren't doing.
Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
Cynicism is humour in ill health.
Cut my pie into four pieces, I dont think I could eat eight.
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.