I love great music and art, but I think 'cubist' songs and paintings are hideous.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?
My God. We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
You can't get spoiled if you do your own ironing.
If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.
Cynicism is humour in ill health.
I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it's not all mixed up.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didnt know.
I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day.
He has a brilliant mind until he makes it up.
My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return.
I've always believed in the adage that the secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.